3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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