Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have fence marks all over my body
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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