I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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