Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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