is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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