I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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