I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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