And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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