Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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