the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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