love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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