I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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