just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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