but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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