And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
