Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
