she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My balls are so social today.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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