Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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