I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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