oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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