East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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