"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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