No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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