So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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