I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Randomize
