Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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