i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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