Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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