yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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