so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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