There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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