The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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