HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
