how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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