I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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