no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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