we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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