i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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