people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
dude. I can hear the air.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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