She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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