What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
