You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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