Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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