This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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