I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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