Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
This couple is walking their pig around campus
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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