friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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