is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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