I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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