Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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